E.L.M.O.

Here it is, my dirty little secret. I may appear to be tough guy on the outside, but that little red guy from Sesame Street gets me every time. Here's to you, Elmo. Anybody got a problem with that?
I didn't think so.

Elmo Fan

Everybody says I got Daddy's TV-watching genes. I don't think Daddy's pants would fit me, so I'm not sure what they mean. Elmo and I sure do like watching Elmo's video in the morning after Mommy leaves for work and while Daddy finishes getting ready for work. By the way, what the heck is "work" anyway? Man, I love being a kid!